CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITH HOVER BACON?
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CAN YOU IMAGINE IF PORK HAD LEVITATION?
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ITS MADE OF BACON AND IT CAN HOVER
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WE WOULD ALL TRAVEL ON HAM AROUND THE NATION
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